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MOSQUITO REPELLING TRICKS:

Use Bounce Fabric Softener Sheets...Best thing ever used in Louisiana..
just wipe on & go...Great for Babies

Take one vitamin B-1 tablet a day April through October. The odor the tablet gives out through your skin (YOU cannot smell it) repels mosquitos, black flies, no seeum's, and gnat's.
It does not work on stinging insects.
Try it.
Vitamin B-1 (Thiamin Hydrochloride 100 mg.)

If you eat bananas, the mosquitos like you, something about the banana
oil as your body processes it. (Maybe they need the potassium too- )
Stop eating bananas for the summer and the mosquitos will be much less interested.

This is going to floor you, but one of the best insect repellents
someone found (who is in the woods every day), is Vick's Vaporub.

Plant marigolds around the yard, the flowers give off a smell that bugs
do not like, so plant some in that garden also to help ward off bugs
without using insecticides.

Marines who spend a great deal of time "camping out" say that the very best mosquito repellent
you can use is Avon Skin-So-Soft bath oil mixed about half and half with alcohol.

Mix your own:
20 drops Eucalyptus oil
20 drops Cedarwood oil
10 drops Tea Tree oil
10 drops Geranium oil
2 oz. carrier oil (such as Jojoba)
Mix together in a 4 oz. container.
Apply to skin as needed avoiding the eye area.
Keep out of reach of children.
Test on a small area of skin for sensitivities.
Experiment with different percentages of essential oil

One of the best natural insect rart/epellents that I've discovered
is made from the clear real vanilla (not the grocery store
vanilla extract which is mostly alcohol). This is the pure
vanilla that is sold in Mexico. It's cheap there if you know
of someone that lives there or in the US close to the border.
If not, health food stores usually carry it or can order it
for you. I use it half vanilla and half water and find
that it works great for mosquitoes and ticks, don't know about other
insects.

Fight West Nile...pass this along to all your friends in skeeter land!!!

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FUEL PRICE TIP:


I'm sure most, if not all, of you recieved a copy of the e-mails about the fuel prices and how EXXON and MOBIL are to blame. I have to disagree.
I spent many years working in gas stations and know what's wrong. It's the cut-rate stations that are the problem. Look around for yourself and you'll see. I've noticed that the cut-rates are the same and at times more then the name brands. They should be about a dime cheaper but they're not.
I believe it's the news media that kindles the fire. If you paid attention you will have noticed that when you hear on the news that fuel prices are going up they're up the next day but if you hear they're going down it takes weeks. That's because the owners of the cut-rates are on the ball when it comes to listening to the news. I didn't hear anything this last time about price per barrel going up nor a fuel shortage only that the price could go as high as 3 dollars per gallon this summer. And UP IT WENT because they said it would.
The way the stations determine what their price will be is to check the stations around them. Now if a cut-rate goes up a dime the name-brand goes a little higher so then the cut-rate sees this and comes up a little more. I accually saw the price at the SHELL station near my house 4 cents lower that the SPEEDWAY (AKA Starvin Marvin, etc.)in the same plaza. I couldn't believe that people were actually still buying there instead of going to the SHELL.
The real salution to the problem is to be price consious and buy from the name-brand even if it's up to 5 cents more than the cut-rate. This would force the cut-rate to back their prices down and the name-brands would in turn follow.
I live quite near several refineries and I'm still trying to figure out why the CITGO station across the street from the CITGO refinery was 1.97 and the CITGO 70 miles away was 1.85. Hmmmmmm...... do you suppose it has anything to do with what I've been saying?
Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against CITGO, I'm mearly using it for a coincidently convenient example to neighborhood pricing.
WHAT BRAND GASOLINE WOULD I BUY?

You want to avoid dirty fuel especially with fuel injection.
I rated them based on my own (and others) experiences and only if they are or were in the Chicagoland area. I can't comment on brands that are unfamiliar to me.
Purity:
AMACO ----------- *
CITGO ------------- * * * *
CLARK ------------ * * * * *
CONOCO --------- * * * *
MOBIL ------------ * * * *
PHILLIPS 66 ---- * * * *
SHELL ------------ * * * *
TEXACO --------- * * * *
UNION 76 ------- * * * *
CUT-RATE STATIONS -- It depends on who they're buying from at the time and whether or not they are checking they're underground tanks for moisture regularly.

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Small or hard to read print? NO PROBLEM:

Lately I've come across quite a few websites that have small or hard to read print but wanted to know what it said. The easiest way I found to overcome that problem was to hightlite the part I can't read and copy/paste it into my notepad or wordpad and then read it. Then when I click it away I just tell it not to save.
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YUMMY TIP FROM TRIP:

Want really fresh bread?
But beware...your gonna eat a lot....LOL

During the blizzard of 1967 and also 1979 there was no bread to be had at the grocery store. The shelves were empty and no buns either.
Being the opportunist that I am :) I simply went to the freezer section and picked up frozen bread dough never realizing that I was about to get a real treat.
It's ready to bake all ya have to do is let it thaw and rise, pop it in the oven for a while and WOW!!!...like fresh from the bakery and the butter melts so nicely when the bread is still hot.
Try it some time it's easy and it's awesome. :) :)
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IS YOUR COMPUTER CHOKING?

If your computer is running sluggish it's likely choked with internet files.
There are  several things you can do from time to time.

AOL:
1. click "My AOL" or "Settings" (at top)
   "Preferences"
   "WWW" icon
   "Delete Internet Files" or whatever sounds like the nearest wording. 
2. also in Preferences:
   "Graphics" icon....reduce the number in there to [1]
    then sign out of AOL....all the way to your desktop.
    >It will tell you it's deleting or up-dating
    >Don't forget to go back into Graphics and bring the number back up.

IExplore:  There are 2 options

Option 1:
   dbl-click IExplorer to open it then click:
   "TOOLS" (at top)
   "Internet Options"
   "Delete Files" window will open....click OK
NOTE: Do this twice. Once with a check in the off-line box 

Option 2:
   Click:
      "Start"
      "Programs"
      "Accessories"
      "System tools"
      "Disk cleanup"
      "Ok"
      "Ok" again

Scandisk and Defrag:
   Occasionally run Scandisk (first) and then Defrag on the C drive.
   NOTE: 
    > You DON'T need to do "THOROUGH" on Scandisk that takes forever
      just use "Standard".
    > Put a check in the "Automatically fix errors" box


Now your computer should be able to breath again :)


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VIRUS OR HOAX ?

I've recieved many a virus warning in e-mail and began to wonder why I only hear about very few on the news. So I decided to try entering the virus name in a search engine and soon discovered that if you put the word hoax after the virus name results are nearly imediate. I found that if it is a hoax many sites are there to tell you about it.
This also works for those sad stories about sick kids and how forwarding e-mail will help them. (Unless changed) the subject w/ hoax should do the trick. Or enter the poor unfortunate person's name w/ hoax.
Also those ever present "THEY WILL PAY YOU &nb 339 dollars FOR EACH ONE YOU SEND AND 139 dollars FOR EACH ONE THAT PERSON SENDS" hoaxes. The first time I got one of them I nearly died laughing. At that rate a company would go broke in approximately 3 days and that's likely stretching it.....LOL

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LANDSCAPING TIP:

If you're thinking of using mulch around trees, shrubs, etc. forget the wood chips...use stones or lava rock. Since wood floats a good rain will cause it to float right out of where you put it...creating a mess. Stones on the other hand stays put much better.
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Tip for AIM users:

Here's something I came up with to make life easier while using AIM (Aol Instant Messenger) or others like it.
If you like to surf the web and have your buddy list behind the page all the time you'll love this, if you can do it, because you will tell yourself who got on w/o having to bring it forward :) --- Find the sounds for AIM...likely in C: \ PROGRAM FILES AIM95 SOUNDS. Double click on Dooropen.wav or the one that you use. Stop the play just before it ends.
Now click record and say the name of someone who you IM with then stop.
SAVE AS the persons name. --- You now have a Dooropen sound with the persons name and won't have to look to see who got on :)
Now you just click on the LIST SETUP tab.
Right-click on the persons name and tell it to Alert you when the person is available.
Click PLAY SOUND, browse to find the sounds, choose the file you made and click Save this alert then OK.
Do the same with all the people u need to. Now you hear the name of the person who entered w/o looking :)
NOTE: This is done w/ Sound Recorder and not Media Player. For those of you who didn't know you could record your voice (and send the wave file) open your windows folder and look for the speaker icon and the file name Sndrec32.exe.
Now you can either double click on it or if you prefer right-click and create a shortcut to drag onto your desktop.
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Free Website - Plus:

Brinkster.com - Here you get what others have with no banner or pop-ups only a small tracking strip at the bottom of the page.
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Got on Napster and mind went blank?

Here's a little trick to help you remember songs you like. Simply go to a place that has plenty of MIDIs. I used the link below.
THE MIDI FARM - nice variety of midi music and more
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WHAT TO DO IF YOU LOSE YOUR PURSE OR WALLET:

We've all heard horror stories about fraud that's committed using your name, address, SS#, credit, etc. Unfortunately, I (author of this piece) have firsthand knowledge, because my wallet was stolen last month and within a week the thieve(s) ordered an expensive monthly cell phone package, applied for a VISA credit card, had a credit line approved to buy a Gateway computer, received a PIN number from DMV to change my driving record information online, and more. But here's some critical information to limit the damage in case this happens to you or someone you know. As everyone always advises, cancel your credit cards immediately, but the key is having the toll free numbers and your card numbers handy so you know who to call. Keep those where you can find them easily (having to hunt for them is additional stress you WON'T need at that point)!.
File a police report immediately in the jurisdiction where it was stolen, this proves to credit providers you were diligent, and is a first step toward an investigation (if there ever is one). But here's what is perhaps most important: Call the three national credit reporting organizations immediately to place a fraud alert on your name and SS#.
I had never heard of doing that until advised by a bank that called to name. The alert means any company that checks your credit knows your information was stolen and they have to contact you by phone to authorize new credit.
By the time I was advised to do this - almost 2 weeks after the theft all the damage had been done(there are records of all the credit checks initiated by the thieves' purchases, none of which I knew about before placing the alert).
Since then, no additional damage has been done, and the thieves threw stopped them in their tracks.
The numbers are:
Equifax 1-800 525-6285
Experian (formerly TRW) 1-800-301-7195
Trans Union 1-800-680-7289
Social Security Administration also has a fraud line at 1-800-269-0271
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Fire Safety Tips:

Avoid using GLASS ashtrays especially if your a person that uses it till it has no more room. I found out that the butts in it can ignite from the last one you didn't put completely out and the heat from the smoldering filters is enough to cause a Glass ashtray to shatter (litterally explode) causing the content to be thrown everywhere.
YES, it happened to me and fortunately while I was awake. I heard it purst behind me and was surprised to see how far it could throw the stuff.
I like to keep my ashtray near empty so while I'm on the computer I have a second larger one behind me that I empty it in. Now I use an empty coffee can to dump in.
Another thing I realized when I was doing the Handyman thing was how thin the walls in the newer FRAME houses are so I tell everyone that in case you should ever be trapped between the fire and an exit break a hole in the wall and kick your way out.
This would only work if you can fit through the 14 inch opening between the studs.
If not .... then a chainsaw may be more usefull than a fire extiguisher.
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Never to go snipe hunting twice. ?????????????

Well now... Many people seem to think that there is no such thing as a snipe...when in fact there is (if, of course, you got past 3rd grade..which in some southern states makes you a genius).
For those of you that didn't pass 3rd grade or weren't paying attention... A snipe is a small bird (look it up) that runs in and out with the waves picking up morsels of food and yes, you can go snipe hunting a second time now that you know there is such a thing. :)
Although most likely illegal........LOL
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GIVE YOUR KEYBOARD A SHOWER:
If you ever spill pop, coffee, etc. in your keyboard disconnect it and give it a shower (litteraly) and I do mean a good shower. Then let it dry for 3 days and it should work fine again. The reason for this is to wash out the sugar before it dries. Sugar is a conductor and will make contacts you don't want.
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Organize Your Desk-top:

I've seen desktops that were totally covered with icons of downloaded and saved stuff. That's because often that's the first place a download is destined for. Some people don't know that they can change where the download is going to... or just don't think of doing so. If your desktop is covered with icons from all the stuff you downloaded then right-click on a blank spot on your desktop (if you can find one...LOL) and create a new folder. Now give it a name, drag and drop any icon into it. For instance, if I have photos on the desktop, I can name the new folder My Photos and put all the pictures in that folder. You can also do this with some of the lesser used programs by naming a folder MORE DESKTOP.

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Martha Stewart's Way:

1. Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

2. Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the hot griddle and you'll get perfectly shaped pancakes every time.

3. To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

4. To prevent egg shells from cracking, add a pinch of salt to the water before hard boiling.

5. To get the most juice out of fresh lemons, bring them to room temperature and roll them under your palm against the kitchen counter before squeezing.

6. To easily remove burnt-on food from your skillet, simply add a drop or two of dish soap and enough water to cover bottom of pan, and bring to a boil on stovetop.

7. Spray your Tupperware with nonstick cooking spray before pouring in tomato based sauces and there won't be any stains.

8. When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

9. If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up"

10. Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

11. Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

12. Place a slice of apple in hardened brown sugar to soften it.

13. When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar to help bring out the corn's natural sweetness.

14. To determine whether an egg is fresh, immerse it in a pan of cool, salted water. If it sinks, it is fresh, but if it rises to the surface, throw it away.

15. Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

16. Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

17. If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

18. Potatoes will take food stains off your fingers. Just slice and rub raw potato on the stains and rinse with water.

19. Now look what you can do with Alka Seltzer.

*Clean a toilet. Drop in two Alka-Seltzer tablets, wait twenty minutes, brush and flush. The citric acid and effervescent action clean vitreous china.

*Clean a vase. To remove a stain from the bottom of a glass vase or cruet, fill with water and drop in two Alka-Seltzer tablets

* Polish jewelry. Drop two Alka-Seltzer tablets into a glass of water and immerse the jewelry for two minutes.

*Clean a thermos bottle. Fill the bottle with water, drop in four Alka-Seltzer tablets, and let soak for an hour (or longer, if necessary).

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Safety Tips for Women:

I think this is very valuable information. I had received it before, printed it and have it by my bed to review every so often. I will share it with my friends this time.

A tip they didn't have on here which I use ALWAYS is to keep your keys in your hand when you are walking to and from a place...they can make good weapons to gouge (yuk) in the eyes or elsewhere. Fight with everything you have to keep them from taking you somewhere else...which is usually a grave.

Anita

This is some very good advice. Please take the time to read this and pass it on - guys, pass it on to the women you know .

> > WORD TO THE WISE ON PROTECTING YOURSELF < <

The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

A personal safeety workshop was given by an amazing man, Pat Malone, who has been a body guard for famous figures like Farrah Fawcett and Sylvester Stallone. He works for the FBI, and teaches police officers and Navy SEALS hand-to-hand combat. This man has seen it all, and knows a lot. He focused his teachings on HOW TO AVOID BEING THE VICTIM OF A VIOLENT CRIME. He gave some statistics about how much the occurrences of random violence have escalated over the recent years, and it's terrible. Something like 99% of us will be exposed to, or become a victim of a violent crime.

Here are some of the most important points of his presentation:

1. The three reasons women are easy targets for random acts of violence are:
  A. Lack of Awareness You MUST know where you are & what's going on
     around you.
  B. Body Language Keep your head up, swing your arms, stand straight up.
  C. Wrong Place, Wrong Time DON'T walk alone in an alley, or drive in a
     bad neighbourhood at night.

2. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their chequebook, or making a list, etc.). DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE. A. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage: Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. Check under the car as well. B. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars. C. Look at the car parked on the drivers' side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (Better paranoid than dead.)

3. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot.) A. Do not get on an elevator if there is a weirdo already on there. (Of course bad men don't always look bad.) B. Do not stand back in the corners of the elevator, be near the front, by the doors, ready to get off or on. C. If you get on the elevator on the 25th floor, and the Boogie Man gets on the 22nd, get off when he gets on.

4. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! A. Police only make 4 of 10 shots when they are in range of 3-9 feet. This is due to stress. B. The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times. And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

5. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. A. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his victim. B. Pat Malone told the story of his daughter, who came out of the mall and was walking to her car when she noticed 2 older ladies in front of her. Then she saw a police car come towards her with cops who said hello. She also noticed that all 8 handicap spots in the area were empty. As she neared her car she saw a man a few rows over calling to her for help. He wanted her to close his passenger side door. He was sitting in the back seat driver's side, and said he was handicapped. He continued calling, until she turned and headed back to the mall, and then he began cursing at her. In the meantime, she wondered why he didn't ask the 2 older ladies, or the policemen for help, and why he was not parked in any of the empty handicap spots. As she got back to the mall, two male friends of hers were exiting, and as she told them the story, and turned to point at the car, the man was getting out of the back seat into the front, and the car sped away. DON'T GET CAUGHT IN THIS TRAP. 6. Tips to saving your life, if you have gotten into a violent situation: A. REACT IMMEDIATELY If he abducts you in a parking lot, and is taking you to an abandoned area, DON'T LET HIM GET YOU TO THAT AREA. If you are driving, react immediately in the situation, and crash your car while still going 5 mph. If he's driving, find the right time, and stick your fingers in his eyes. He must watch the road, so choose an unsuspecting time, and gouge him. It is your ONLY defence. While he is in shock, GET OUT. (This sounds gross, but the alternative is your fault if you do not act.) B. RESIST Don't go along with him: run, if you are able: DON'T EVER GIVE UP! You DO NOT want to get to a crime scene.

7. Always keep your distance when walking past strangers on the street or in dark areas.

8. GET A CELL PHONE. There are packages for $19.95 a month that allow you to program only 911 into the dialing out program. (This is an alternative for parents who say it is too expensive for their kids to have a cell phone.)

9. BREAK DOWNS: Make every effort to avoid this by ALWAYS keeping your car in good working order. A. If your car breaks down: LOCK YOUR DOORS. You better have a cell phone to call for help. B. If you don't have a cell phone: (shame on you) keep a blanket, warm clothes, a pair of boots, and a flashlight in your car always, for emergencies. C. If it's noon on a business day, you may want to put your hazards on and walk to safety. D. If it's 2 AM put on your warm clothes, and walk to a lighted area. You are a perfect target if you are sitting in your car broken down. Predators search the highways for easy targets like you. E. If you're on a desolate road: walk away from the car (in your warm clothes) and go to some bushes, or some area AWAY from your vehicles. It will be cold, and uncomfortable, but you DO NOT want to stay in your car, and there are no psycho bogeymen waiting in the bushes who knew you were going to break down there and then.

10. Physical defences that we can use against the violent predator: A. The EYES are the most vulnerable part of the body. Poke him there... HARD. It may be your only window of opportunity. B. The neck is also a vulnerable spot, but you MUST know where to grip, AND HAVE THE STRENGTH to cut off his breath. C. The last place is the KNEES. Everyone's knees are very vulnerable, and a swift kick here will take anyone down. -- A cautionary note abou these things. If you do not do these things right the first time, you are in trouble, because it will only anger the individual, and that anger will be TAKEN OUT ON YOU. I'm not saying don't attempt them (it may be your only hope), but be forceful when you do.

11. If you are walking alone in the dark (which you shouldn't be) and you find him following/chasing you: A. Scream "FIRE!", and not "help," People don't want to get involved when people yell "help," but "fire" draws attention because people are nosy. B. RUN! C. Find an obstacle, such as a parked car, and run around it, like Ring Around the Rosie. This may sound silly, but over the years, 5 women have told Pat Malone that this SAVED THEIR LIVES. D. Your last hope is getting under the car. Once you are under there, there are tons of things to hold on to, and he will not be able to get you out and will not come under for you (most likely). Usually they give up by this point. The catch here is that YOU MUST PRACTICE GETTING UNDER THE CAR. You must have a plan (he will have one); know you will be going on your back, front, from the side or back of the car. It must be practiced.

12. Never let yourself or anyone that you know be a "closer" in any type of business (bar, store, restaurant, gas station). Pat knew Danielle, who was a girl that just died from being shot point-blank by some kids while she was closing at the local gas station. He talked with her the night before she died, and asked whether it ever scared her to close alone. She said yes, but said "I'll be all right, Pat. I'll be all right." She wasn't.

Our world is not as safe as we pretend that it is, and living in our fantasy worlds WILL get us in trouble, sooner or later. Pat Malone said again and again that the women who die EVERY MINUTE from violent crimes expected to go to bed tonight, and get up tomorrow. No one expects it, but we must be prepared and aware so that we HAVE A PLAN. BE PREPARED TO ACT! AND ACT HARD! HAVE A PLAN!

I would encourage you to pass this on to all women, not just your friends and family, but everybody. We all need to hear it.

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Save On Phone Bills
If you haven't tried DIALPAD yet ... go for it. I've been using it for months now and love it. Use your computer to call any phone on the continental US for FREE and also low rates to over 200 countries. The trick is to use earphones so the person your calling doesn't hear an echo. :) Just click the link below.
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HOW TO STOP A NOSEBLEED:

I don't know why but for some reason doctors, nurses, etc. don't seem to know how to stop a nosebleed (epistaxis). I couldn't believe that they actually put an apparatus resembling a close pin on a woman's nose at the hospital. I've heard of a person spending over a week in the hospital because of a nosebleed. That sounds ridiculous to me.

The blood vessels in your nostrils are very close to the surface and can easily burst.

Ok, here it is, as some of you may already know:

- Place a piece of cardboard or plastic about 2-3 inches high (the width doesn't matter much) between your upper lip and gums. A piece of matchbook cover works just fine.

- Now close your mouth to apply upward pressure from the bottom. This cuts off the blood flow to your nose since the blood vessel feeding your nose is right below it.

Now the broken surface vessel in your nostril should be able to coagulate.

Keep enough pressure there to stop the blood flow for a few minutes.

Simple as all that.

If the nosebleed persists then see a doctor but keep pressure there so you don't bleed to death while waiting.

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OK.. here we go again.
I heard many years ago that the effects of glycerin pills are quite
similar to a good cough. Now I hear that coughing could be dangerous
during a heart attack. Geeeeeeeezzzz !!!
What's a person to believe when they keep changing their minds?

I've heard for years that coffee was bad for your health.
Then one day I heard on the news that there was nothing dangerous
about coffee and to drink as much as you like.
Being a coffee lush myself I had already figured that out because with
all the coffee I've put away I should have been dead.
I don't mean 3 to 5 cups a day.... I mean 3 to 5 pots plus.

If you should feel you're having a heart attack do what you want.
As for me... I'm gonna try to get a deep breath and give a good cough.
If that don't work I'll do cartwheels if necessary but I'm not just
gonna lay there in pain till I die if I can help it.
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Now here's what I believe in and you decide for youself how you want
to handle it. Hopefully you'll never need to.
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SELF CPR:

If you,or any other person, is having a stroke or heart attack the way
to stop it and probably save the person, long before the medics get there,
is to squeeze the little finger on the left hand on both sides of the
fingernail, not on the fingernail and fingerprint side but on either
side of the fingernail as if you're trying to squeeze the fingernail in
half. The reason you're using the little finger is because the little
finger is the end of the heart meridian. That fact is not necessary to
use the method but gives you knowledge as to why you're doing it.
When the heart fibrillation stops put your fingertips together and rub
up and down (head to foot) on both sides of the sternum bone (commonly
called the breast bone). This area is the location in the body for stimulation
of the heart. Squeezing the little finger stops the irregular heart condition
and rubbing on both sides of the sternum stimulates the heart to work easier
after the heart is back to "normal". 

Remembering one or both of these methods explained above and below may save
a life sometime.


CPR FOR YOURSELF

What to do if you have a heart attack while you are alone.

If you've already received this, it means people care about you.....

The Johnson City Medical Center staff actually discovered this and did
an in-depth study on it in our ICU . The two individuals that discovered
this then did an article on it and had it published and have even had it
incorporated into ACLS and CPR classes. 

It is very true and has and does work. It is called cough CPR.

A cardiologist says it's the truth...For your info. If everyone who gets
this sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we'll save at least one life.
Read This...It could save your life!

Let's say it's 6:15 p.m. and you're driving home (alone of course), after
an unusually hard day on the job.You're really tired, upset and frustrated.
Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to
radiate out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five
miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't know
if you'll be able to make it that far.

What can you do? You've been trained in CPR but the guy that taught the
course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, this article
seemed to be in order. Without help, the person whose heart is beating
properly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before
losing consciousness. 

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very
vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough
must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the
chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without
let up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally
again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze
the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm.
In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!

From Health Cares, Rochester General Hospital via Chapter 240s newsletter
"AND THE BEAT GOES ON ...."
(eprint from The Mended Hearts, Inc. publication, Heart Response)

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Mozilla Firefox

FAQ:
Does firefox keep temp internet files?
Where does Firefox store it's temp files?
Where does Firefox store it's cashe files?
Where does Firefox store it's internet files?
How can I clear the Firefox temp files?

Here it is:
If you want to see what is in the cashe:
Type "about:cashe" (without the quotes) in your address window
and hit ENTER.
This will tell you what is stored and where.
Then you can click "List Cache Entries" to view the entries.

If you want to clear Cookies and/or Cahe:
At top of browser
click: Tools
click: Options
click: Privacy

Cookies tab:
Here you can View and/or clear cookies

Cashe tab:
Here you can clear cashe

Now, if you like, you can do the "about:cashe" thing again and
you will see that it has in fact been cleared (except for any
page you may have open at this time).


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PC PARASITES

If you have Microsoft Office and your hard drive is constantly busy even when you're not doing anything this may interest you.

A friend asked me if I had any idea what a file named ffindun, among simular others, was for. So I hopped on my favorite search and typed it in. Well, look what I found. Info about a program called FIND FAST that comes with Microsoft Office.

Find Fast is installed as a part of Microsoft Office. Starting with Office 2000, the default is not enabled, however, with previous versions, it is enabled.

When you first boot your system, this parasite is dorment, merely consuming memory but not using a lot of CPU time. After a while, it wakes up using about 50% of the availble processor capacity. (So far, this is not unlike a screen saver which stays in the background until the timer triggers.) However, unlike the screen saver which goes back to sleep, once this parasite is active, it stays active until you re-boot the system.

Find out more about FIND FAST and how to remove it - click the link below and scroll down to FIND FAST. You'll also find info about other PC Parasites.

Click here for more info on Parasites

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HOUSEHOLD TIPS:

Neat tips for around the house
   
1. Flies or bees bothering you? 
   Spray them with hairspray and they will take a quick dive. 

2. Sealed envelope -  - Put in the freezer for a few hours,then 
   slide a knife under the flap. The envelope can then be resealed. 

3. Use empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps  
   them neat and you can write on the roll what appliance it belongs to.
   This is a good way to keep extension cords also. 
   Write the length on the roll. 
 
4. For icy door steps in freezing temperatures, get warm water and 
   put Dawn dishwashing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps.
   They won't freeze.

5. Crayon marks on walls? This worked wonderfully!
   A damp rag, dipped in baking soda. Comes out with little effort. 

6. Permanent marker on appliances/counter tops (like store receipt 
   BLUE!. rubbing alcohol on paper towel. 

7. Whenever I purchase a box of S.O.S pads, I immediately take a 
   pair of scissors and cut each pad into halves. After years of having
   to throw away rusted and unused and smelly pads, I finally decided
   that this would be much more economical. And now a box of S.O.S pads
   last me indefinitely! In fact, I have noticed that the scissors get
   sharpened this way! 

8. Blood stains on clothes? Not to worry! Just pour a little peroxide on 
   a cloth and proceed to wipe off every drop of blood.

9. Use vertical strokes when washing windows outside and horizontal 
   for inside windows. This way you can tell which side has the streaks.
   Straight vinegar will get outside windows really clean.Don't wash
   windows on a sunny day. They will dry too quickly and will probably
   streak. 

10. Spray a bit of perfume on the lightbulb in any room to create a 
    lovely light scent in each room when the light is turned on. Place
    fabric  softener sheets in dresser drawers freshly washed for weeks
    to come. You can also do this with towels and linen. 

11. Candles will last a lot longer if placed in the freezer for
    at least 3 hours prior to burning. 

12. To clean artificial flowers, pour some salt into a paper bag and 
    add the flowers. Shake vigorously as the salt will absorb all the
    dust and dirt and leave your artificial flowers looking like new.
    Works like a charm! 

13. To easily remove burnt on food from your skillet, simply add a drop
    or two of dish soap and enough water to cover bottom of pan, and
    bring to a boil on stovetop. 

14. Spray your Tupperware with nonstick cooking spray before pouring 
    in tomato based sauces and there won't be any stains. 

15. When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a
    bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on
    the outside of the cake. 

16. Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator 
    and it will keep for weeks. 

17. When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar to help bring 
    out the corn's natural sweetness. 

18. Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
    on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. 

19. Don't throw out all that leftover wine: Freeze into ice
    cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. 

20. To get rid of itch from mosquito bites, try applying soap
     on the area and you will experience instant relief. 

21. Ants, ants, ants everywhere ... Well, they are said to never
    cross a chalk line. So get your chalk out and draw a line on
    the floor or wherever ants tend to march. See for yourself. 

22. Use air-freshener to clean mirrors. It does a good job and better 
    still, leaves a lovely smell to the shine. 

23. When you get a splinter, reach for the scotch tape before 
    resorting to tweezers or a needle. Simply put the scotch tape over
    the splinter, then pull it off. Scotch tape removes most splinters
    painlessly and easily. 

24. Now look what you can do with Alka Seltzer:
    a. Clean a toilet. Drop in  two Alka Seltzer tablets, wait twenty
       minutes, brush and flush.
    b. The citric acid and effervescent action clean vitreous China.
       Clean a vase. 
    c. To remove a stain from the bottom of a glass vase or cruet, fill
       with water and drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets.
    d. Polish jewelry. Drop two Alka Seltzer tablets into a glass of
       water and immerse the jewelry for two minutes.
    e. Clean a thermos bottle. Fill the bottle with water, drop in four
       Alka Seltzer tablets, and let soak for an hour (or longer, if
       necessary..
    f. Unclog a drain. Clear the sink drain by dropping three Alka
       Seltzer tablets down the drain followed by a cup of White
       Vinegar. Wait a few minutes, then run the hot water.
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MORE HOUSHOLD TIPS:


1. Beer rinse conditions the hair 

2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish 

3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 min 

4. Mayonnaise will kill Lice , it will also condition your hair. 

5. Spike your hair with Close-up toothpaste (it will also tint it. 

6. Elmer's Glue-paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see
   the dead skin and blackheads. Also works to remove splinters or
   cactus spines- just let dry on your skin. 

7. Shiny Hair-use brewed Lipton Tea 

8. Sunburn -empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water 

9. Minor burn- Colgate or Crest toothpaste 

10. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it! 

11. Arthritis? WD-40. Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too.
    Also spray it on wasps nests - they'll be unable to move. 

12. Bee stings - meat tenderizer 

13. Chigger bite - Preparation H 

14. Puffy eyes - Preparation H 

15. Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick. Glue is used instead of sutures
    at most hospitals lately 

16. Sore nipples - (Nursing Mothers. chap stick or a wet lipton tea bag

17. Stinky feet - Jell-O!! A woman volunteered, said she actually had stinky
    feet, her feet were put in a pan of jello! 

18. Athlete's feet - cornstarch 

19. Fungus on toenails or fingernails Vapo-Rub 

20. Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section
    and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. 

21. Kool Aid also can be used as a dye in paint 

22. Kool aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint, "Your kids  will
    love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it!" 

23. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a coffee
    filter paper 

24. Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray 

25. Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a can
    in your garage for your hubby 

26. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls 

27. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch
    and watch them slide on 

28. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar! 

29. Body paint - Crisco mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in the
    microwave, pour into a empty film container and mix with the food
    color of your choice! 

30. Tie Dye T-Shirt - mix a solution of kool aid in a container, tie a
    rubber band around a section of the t-shirt and soak 

31. Stress buster - preferably for a work group - take a roll of scotch
    tape and a packet of straws and build a tower without talking  to each
    other! 

32. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and 
    1/2 cup of milk of magnesia, soak for 20 min and let dry, will last
    for years! 

33. A Slinky will hold toast and CD's! 

34. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate toothpaste

35. Stay-Free Maxi Pads- clean window, floors, just stick to the palm of
    your hands and work! Can also be used as a knee pad. 

36. Pampers as an absorbent! Remove stains from the carpet with club soda
    & a pamper to absorb. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt and watch
    it absorb into the salt. 

37. To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it
    will absorb into the towel. 

38. Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with peanut butter! 

39. Baked on food: fill container with water, add a Bounce softener sheet
    and the static from the Bounce will cause the baked on food to adhere
    to it. Soak overnight. Also; you can use two Efferdent tablets, soak
    overnight! 

40. Crayon on the wall - colgate toothpaste and brush it! 

41. Dirty grout - Listerine 

42. Stains on clothes - Colgate toothpaste 

43. Grass stains - Karo Syrup! 

44. Grease Stains- Coca Cola, it will also remove grease stains from the
    driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from batteries! 

45. Sweat Stains - Efferdent, or vinegar 

46. Use a Maxi-Pad in your cap as a sweat band! 

47. Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- sprinkle and let stand for
    24 hours. 

48. To Keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox, or 2 Bayer aspirin,
    or just use7-up instead of water 

49. Use a potato to safely remove a broken light bulb. 


50. When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered
    which is the freshest, so! you "squeeze" for freshness or softness?
    Did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week?
    Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different
    color twist tie.
   They are:
     Monday = Blue
     Tuesday = Green
     Thursday = Red
     Friday = White
     Saturday = Yellow
   So if today was Thursday, you would want red twist tie; not white which is
   Fridays (almost a week old.!
   The colors go alphabetically by color Blue- Green - Red - White - Yellow ,
   Monday through Saturday. Very easy to remember. I thought this was interesting.
   I looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers DO have different twist ties,
   and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors.
   You learn something new everyday! Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the
   right color on the day you are shopping.

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Rubbing alcohol takes fingernail polish out of any carpet. Just pour a dab
on stain and rub gently with a rag.

Animal smells and other nasty aromas can be lifted from carpets easily and
without toxic side effects using Borax. Sprinkle evenly over affected area,
let sit for 12 hours, then vacuum.

Before you vacuum, mix one part liquid fabric softener with four parts water
in a clean spray bottle. Mist the rug and the furniture, wait a few minutes,
then vacuum. The softener breaks up the static that holds the hair to the
rug and the couch cushions.

Spray Windex on a stain before you put it in the wash, and the mark will come
out. Even old, washed and dried on stains often yield to the Windex treatment.

Transporting a cake? Spray your saran wrap with a non-stick cooking spray
before you put it on the cake. End result: NO STICKING TO ICING

Bacon strips won't stick together if you roll up the package like a jelly roll
before you open it.

If you use those frozen hamburger patties that are so huge they don't fit the
pan, place a stack of them in a bowl and pre-cook in that microwave. Leave the
papers between them so they don't stick together. About 5 minutes for 2 patties.
Then fry in pan the rest of the way.

Pre-cook nearly anything in a microwave to save time. Works great for barbecues
too, you can pre-cook while waiting for the grill to get hot.

Don't pull the seal off a new bottle of cooking oil Just make a small slit in
it to pour the oil through. You'll cut down on spills and drips.

Put some flour in a large clean salt shaker and store it in the freezer for
lightly dusting a pan.

 

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Puzzle:
When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared 
to 17% of Stanford University seniors. 
 
What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The 
rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?

I figured out the answer so I guess I have the brain of a Kindergartener.. LOL

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nothing EASY HUMIDIFIER:
If you feel cold even though the room temp. tells you that you shouldn't be, try this. Roll up some old newspapers and stick them into an old coffee can or ??. Now fill the coffee can with water (I start with warm/hot water to give it a head start). It will take plenty of water so refill it again once it soaks into the paper. Set it in an inconspicuous spot in the house and you'll soon feel warmer. Since half the newspaper sticks out over the top of the can it acts like a wick and allows the water to evaporate into the air quite rapidly. Now all you have to do is pour in a couple glasses of water every so often and you'll feel warmer doing it. This works great for people who have hard water and have problems keeping a furnace humidifier clear lime and also for those who have an energy efficient furnace where they say not to attach a humidifier.

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GRANDMA'S CURES

Did You Know that Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache
pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by
traditional "pain relievers."

Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for
burns.

Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with
mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong
Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.

Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in
1cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as
a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.

Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take
1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.

Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two
tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms.
Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost
instantly-- even though the product was never been advertised for this use.

Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish with a dab of
honey and place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the
skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.

Listerine therapy for toenail fungus. Get rid of unsightly toenail
fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful
antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.

Easy eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from
loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to
the threads of the screws before tightening them.

Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer... If menacing bees, wasps,
hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the
insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground
instantly.

Smart splinter remover...just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue-All over the
splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter
sticks to the dried glue.

Hunt's tomato paste boil cure...cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste
as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the
boil to a head.

Balm for broken blisters...To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few
drops of Listerine... a powerful antiseptic.

Vinegar to heal bruises... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar
and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the
blueness and speeds up the healing process.

Kills fleas instantly. Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add a
few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse
well to avoid skin irritations. Goodbye fleas.

Rainy day cure for dog odor... Next time your dog comes in from the
rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet,
instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.

Eliminate ear mites... All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil
in your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat
daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites,
and accelerates healing.

Quaker Oats for fast pain relief....It's not for breakfas t anymore! Mix
2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the
microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your
hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.

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 Here's a tip  that was given at a recent gardening forum.
 Put some water in a white dinner plate and add a couple drops of Lemon
 Fresh Joy dish  detergent. Set the dish on your porch, patio, or other
 outdoor area. Not sure what  attracts them, the lemon smell, the white
 plate color, or what, but  mosquitoes flock to it, and drop dead shortly
 after drinking the Lemon Fresh Joy/water  mixture, and usually within
 about 10 feet of the plate.
 Check this out---it works just  super! May seem trivial, but it may help
 control mosquitoes around your  home, especially in the South and
 elsewhere where the West Nile virus is reaching epidemic proportions
 in mosquitoes, birds, and humans.




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Cruise Control Danger:
   
   
An individual had a wreck that totaled their Lincoln Town Car.
She was not hurt, just emotionally rattled! 
She learned a lesson I'd like to pass on to you. 
You may know this already--but the highway patrolman 
told her that you should NEVER drive in the rain with 
your cruise control on. He said if you did and 
hydroydroplaned (which she did), that when your tires 
were off the road your car would accelerate to a high 
rate of speed (which it did). You don't have much, if 
any control when you hydroplane, but you are totally 
in the hands of God when the car accelerates.
She is so thankful she made it through that ordeal. 
Please pass the word around about not using
cruise control when the pavement is wet or icy. The 
highway patrolman said this should be on the sun-visor 
with the warning about airbags. 
The only person she found out who knew this 
(besides the patrolman), was a man who had a similar 
accident and totaled his car.

Also:
Check your tires regularly. If one appears low fill it.
I found that a low front tire on one side of the car
can cause that tire to hydroplane and since most cars
these days are front wheel drive cause you to swerve.
If you notice that your car tends to hydroplane easily
check you tire pressure.

Be careful out there! 





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YOUR BACKGROUNDS ARE MISSING:

I found that there are people out here that don't realize that they are missing the backgrounds. If the background on this page is white then call AOL support and ask them how to make the backgrounds show. There are many web pages with beautifull backgrounds and the print color is set to show on that background. You may have had a hard time reading the print in the past because if the background is a dark color then the print will be light color. Now if you don't get the background your gonna strain your eyes trying to read the print. The background color of this page should be a plain blue and the print is light green (except for this part, it's blue w/black letters). It's not easy reading yellow on white so I changed the print color of this tip to black just for you. Meanwhile I'll try to find out what the cure is and post it on this page. If you find out before I do then please e-mail me with the info.

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A lawyer and a blonde happen to be sitting next to each other on a long
cross-country flight. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would
like to play a fun game. Now this blonde happens to be highly
intelligent, but she is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she
politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.
He explains how the game works.
"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and
vice-versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some
sleep.

The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde, he will easily
win the match, so he makes another offer: "Okay, how about this? If you
don't know the answer, you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the
answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no
end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth
to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,
pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes back down with four?" The lawyer looks at her
with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all
his references. He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches
the Internet and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends
E-mails to all his colleagues and friends, trying to get some help, all
to no avail.

After over an hour of searching for the answer, he finally gives up. He
wakes the blonde and hands her $500.

The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who cannot imagine what the answer is, is going nuts trying
to figure it out.  He wakes the blonde again and asks, "Well, so what
goes up a hill with three legs and comes back down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to
sleep.


For those who din't get it:
He asked her the same question.
She didn't know the answer either because she made it up and there is no
answer but it only cost her $5 so she's ahead of the game.


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